Happy New Decade
I am wishing all of my two (two) blog readers a happy new decade roughly thirty minutes early local time. Despite this wish however, the new decade will probably not be happy because stuff just doesn’t turn out that way.
A new decade also implies a new year, and the new decade year will probably not be happy because stuff just doesn’t turn out that way. I, personally, will also be looking forward to a crappy year because bad things will probably happen because stuff just turns out that way.
I will, however, be starting it off with a party (sort of), which is highly relevant to the topic at hand.
In other news, this has been the first blog post in a while because I have been working very diligently on college applications sleeping all day. The two are mutually exclusive and are affected my a multitude of confounding factors, so attempting to predict either will be essentially impossible without a tiny confidence interval.
